Got ya boots on yet? There’s cows to be milked and parties to attend!
What are ya doing wasting your time reading this page! Yeah we know, ya luv us and just can't keep away. We have that effect on people.

But you are out of luck the bollies are all empty so bring us some more please when you visit!

Watch this space for your invites to the parties, we might remember to put one here specially for you, if you are *really* our friends!